Memo

Avalist Holdings Corporation

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Memo

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To: All Personnel
From: Corporate Training Office
CC: CEO; HHRM
Date: 8/22/2007
Re: New Training Video Format

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Avalist Holdings Corporation is contracting Ragdoll Productions for new Training Video Series
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Avalist Holdings Corporation has signed a contract with Ragdoll Productions to film and produce all new training videos. Ragdoll Productions is the popular and successful producer of many British television shows including Teletubbies. The corporate training office has decided to give Ragdoll productions full creative license in the creation of these new training videos in order to ensure personnel engagement in the training process.
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Several changes to the training curriculum and videos will be noticed as a result of this contract. The format that Ragdoll Productions will utilize in these new training videos will match that of an episode of Teletubbies.
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The symbol of a sun personified as a baby will be seen in all new training videos in order to create a homogenous theme to all subjects. The multiple training video montages within each curriculum will now be shown twice to increase memorization, as seen on Teletubbies. None of the characters used in the training videos will speak with comprehensible words, but will make monosyllabic and high-pitched sounds to communicate. The narrator of all training videos will have a British accent and will speak in a patronizing tone to the trainee audience.
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The corporate leadership team feels that this new chapter in training at Avalist Holdings Corporation will be a successful one. Questions should be submitted to the HHRM or the Corporate Training Office as listed in your company directory.