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Rick woke up with a splitting headache. As his eyes began to work, he noticed that he was in a metallic room. Panels of metal, riveted together, surrounded him above, below and on all sides. There was a window framed into the metal wall opposite him, a breeze was blowing through. Surrounding him were several seemingly unrelated objects: a scale, hairbrush, tarp, towel, bathtub, stopwatch, some slippers, a Geiger counter, pencil, basketball, and calculator. He thought out loud “Where on Earth am I?” Then he noticed a metal plate with red letters on it, written was:
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The Captain went to the window and looked down. There was a surface with three doors and some cylinders below. He had to strain to see the floor though, the lighting was poor and it was a long drop. I wonder how far that is. Suddenly, an equation came to mind:
The Captain went to the window and looked down. There was a surface with three doors and some cylinders below. He had to strain to see the floor though, the lighting was poor and it was a long drop. I wonder how far that is. Suddenly, an equation came to mind:
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“Now, how strong is the gravity on Mars?” The captain weighed himself on the scale lying on the floor. “Here, I weigh 84 lbs. I think (if I remember correctly) I weighed about 220 lbs. on Earth.” Rick fidgeted with the calculator “84 divided by 220 equals point three eight, 38 percent! So the gravity on Mars is 38% that of Earth, which is 9.80 meters per second squared.” The calculator figured the math for Rick: “Downward acceleration here on Mars is 3.72 meters per second squared.” Rick wasted no time writing out the equation with the pencil he had found on the metal floor:
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Rick stood on the edge of the window and jumped spread-eagle to get as much air resistance as possible. He hit with a bone-crunching thud. He looked up and saw on the metal floor before him several cylinders marked “O2.” Rick barely moved. The pain was so great that it caused his headache to seem pleasurable. He looked up further, propping himself on his bruised arms. He saw that one of the doors was not a door, but a porthole. He could see the Martian landscape, red sand blowing at an odd angle to himself. Rick gathered his thoughts and then spoke “It would seem my spacecraft has crashed, and now I have some oxygen before me, but these broken bones will prove to be a problem. Maybe I should have used the tarp for a parachute. Just my luck.”
1 comment:
This story makes me sad. Poor Captain Rick.
The mathematical calculations just gave me a headache.
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